Can giraffes have babies?

Ответ: No, they only have giraffes!

How do rabbits travel? 

Ответ: By hareplane!

What clothing does a house wear?
Ответ: Address.

 

What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?

Ответ: Pumps!

 

What kind of ties can't you wear?
Ответ: Railroad ties.

 

What did the sock say to the foot?
Ответ: You are putting me on!

 

Why are potatoes good detectives?
Ответ: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

 

Why was the belt arrested?
Ответ: For holding up the pants!

 

What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?
Ответ: Spy-focals.

 

What do you call a funny book about eggs?
Ответ: A yolk book.

 

What do you get when you saw a comedian in two?
Ответ: A half wit.

 

When is it dangerous to play cards?
Ответ: When the joker is wild!

 

What does the Invisible Man drink at snacktime?
Ответ: Evaporated milk.

 

What kind of soda must you not drink?
Ответ: Baking soda.

 

What part of your body has the most rhythm?
Ответ: Your eardrums.

 

How does Mother Earth fish?

Ответ: With North and South Poles!

 

Where is the ocean the deepest?
Ответ: On the bottom.