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    Can giraffes have babies?
    Ответ: No, they only have giraffes!

    How do rabbits travel? 
    Ответ: By hareplane!

    What clothing does a house wear?
    Ответ: Address.

    What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
    Ответ: Pumps!

    What kind of ties can't you wear?
    Ответ: Railroad ties.

    What did the sock say to the foot?
    Ответ: You are putting me on!

    Why are potatoes good detectives?
    Ответ: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

    Why was the belt arrested?
    Ответ: For holding up the pants!
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    Swan swam over the sea,
    Swim, swan, swim.
    Swan swam back again.
    Well swum, swan!
    A twister of twists once twisted a twist. and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
    now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist, would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.
    Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw ... Читать дальше »
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    Amazing Anagrams Dormitory 
    Dirty Room Desperation
    A Rope Ends It The Morse Code 
    Here Come Dots Slot Machines
    Cash Lost in 'em Animosity 
    Is No Amity Snooze Alarms
    Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness
     Genuine Class Semolina
     Is No Meal The Public Art Galleries
     Large Picture Halls, I Bet A Decimal Point
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    [abide by] {v.} To accept and obey; be willing to follow. Abasketball player may know he did not foul, but he must abide by thereferee's decision. The members agree to abide by the rules of theclub.
    [a bit] {n., informal} A small amount; some. There's no sugar inthe sugar bowl, but you may find a bit in the bag. If the ball hadhit the window a bit harder, it would have broken it. - Often usedlike an adverb. This sweater scratches a bit. - Also used like anadjective before "less", "more". Janet thought she could loseweight by eating a bit less. "Have some more cake?" "Thanks. A bitmore won't hurt me." - Often used adverbially after verbs innegative, interrogative, and conditional sentences, sometimes in theform "one bit". "Won't your father be angry?" "No, he won't care abit." Helen feels like crying, but I'll be surprised if she showsit one bit. - Sometimes used with "little" for ... Читать дальше »
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