Can giraffes have babies?

Ответ: No, they only have giraffes!

How do rabbits travel? 

Ответ: By hareplane!

What clothing does a house wear?
Ответ: Address.

 

What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?

Ответ: Pumps!

 

What kind of ties can't you wear?
Ответ: Railroad ties.

 

What did the sock say to the foot?
Ответ: You are putting me on!

 

Why are potatoes good detectives?
Ответ: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

 

Why was the belt arrested?
Ответ: For holding up the pants!

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[abide by] {v.} To accept and obey; be willing to follow. Abasketball player may know he did not foul, but he must abide by thereferee's decision. The members agree to abide by the rules of theclub.

 

[a bit] {n., informal} A small amount; some. There's no sugar inthe sugar bowl, but you may find a bit in the bag. If the ball hadhit the window a bit harder, it would have broken it. - Often usedlike an adverb. This sweater scratches a bit. - Also used like anadjective before "less", "more". Janet thought she could loseweight by eating a bit less. "Have some more cake?" "Thanks. A bitmore won't hurt me." - Often used adverbially after verbs innegative, interrogative, and conditional sentences, sometimes in theform "one bit". "Won't your father be angry?" "No, he won't care abit." Helen feels like crying, but I'll be surprised if she showsit one bit. - Sometimes used with "little" for ... Читать дальше »