Can giraffes have babies?
Ответ: No, they only have giraffes!
How do rabbits travel?
Ответ: By hareplane!
What clothing does a house wear?
What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
What kind of ties can't you wear?
Ответ: Railroad ties.
What did the sock say to the foot?
Ответ: You are putting me on!
Why are potatoes good detectives?
Ответ: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Why was the belt arrested?
Ответ: For holding up the pants!
What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?
What do you call a funny book about eggs?
Ответ: A yolk book.
What do you get when you saw a comedian in two?
Ответ: A half wit.
When is it dangerous to play cards?
Ответ: When the joker is wild!
What does the Invisible Man drink at snacktime?
Ответ: Evaporated milk.
What kind of soda must you not drink?
Ответ: Baking soda.
What part of your body has the most rhythm?
Ответ: Your eardrums.
How does Mother Earth fish?
Ответ: With North and South Poles!
Where is the ocean the deepest?
Ответ: On the bottom.