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Once a mother
took her 4-year old son Joe to the hospital. They had to spend some time in a
queue. |
Нарушая традиции, помещаем эту историю на русском языке. |
В этом анекдоте понимание зависит от знания выражений TAKE THE DUMP (испражняться) PUT THE MAKE ON SOMEBODY - закадрить кого-л. |
Once farmer
Joe had an accident and a few weks after it he decided to make the trucking
company responsible for the accident. So he applied to the court. |
"You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I
have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask
for anything you want and I will make it happen." |
One pious lady
was very worried that her two female parrots were very chatty, but said the
only thing: "Hi, we are prositutes. Want to have some fun?” |
A man felt it was time for him to make a will. Being
very old and weak, he visited a lawyer. |
Английский юмор - кажется уже одно это название вызывает в памяти многочисленные нудные истории про лордов, сэров, их дворецких и лошадей... Не так ли?
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An English teacher wrote these words on the
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