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    A  man felt it was time for him to make a will. Being very old and weak, he visited a lawyer. He said that, and educated man though he was, he had no idea of how wills were made. And even if had, he was in no condition to do it himself.

    Trying to be helpful, the lawyer said:

    "Don’t worry, leave it all to me.”

    The old man was very upset.

    "I knew your fees were high,” he said. "But I would like to leave something for my family, too.”

     

    Two lawyers, after successfully winning the case, went to a café to have beer. Each of them ordered one. After the waiter brought them their beers, they took out their sandwiches, which they hadn’t had a chance to eat in the court, and began eating them.

    "Sorry,” said the waiter. "You cannot eat your own sandwiches here.”

    The lawyers nodded, looked at each other and exchanged their sandwiches.

     

    Two neighbours from a village went hunting. Suddenly one of them says he feels terrible, then he falls to the ground, moans and gets quiet. The other neighbour gets concerned. He takes out his mobile and calls 911.

    He says: "My hunting partner seems to be dead and I am quite alone with him in the forest.

    "Don’t panic,” says the operator. "First of all make sure he is dead.”

    "If you say so,” answered the surprised neighbour.

    Then, after a pause the operator hears a shot, and then the neighbour is back again:

    "OK, and now what?”

     

     

     

     

     

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