A man felt it was time for him to make a will. Being
very old and weak, he visited a lawyer. He said that, and educated man though
he was, he had no idea of how wills were made. And even if had, he was in no
condition to do it himself.
be helpful, the lawyer said:
worry, leave it all to me.”
The old man
was very upset.
your fees were high,” he said. "But I would like to leave something for my
after successfully winning the case, went to a café to have beer. Each of them
ordered one. After the waiter brought them their beers, they took out their
sandwiches, which they hadn’t had a chance to eat in the court, and began
said the waiter. "You cannot eat your own sandwiches here.”
nodded, looked at each other and exchanged their sandwiches.
neighbours from a village went hunting. Suddenly one of them says he feels
terrible, then he falls to the ground, moans and gets quiet. The other
neighbour gets concerned. He takes out his mobile and calls 911.
He says: "My
hunting partner seems to be dead and I am quite alone with him in the forest.
panic,” says the operator. "First of all make sure he is dead.”
"If you say
so,” answered the surprised neighbour.
a pause the operator hears a shot, and then the neighbour is back again: