|A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the
dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her.|
"You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I
have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask
for anything you want and I will make it happen."
The old lady was surprised but cynical. Not really believing
that anything would happen she decided to play along for
a minute. "Ok" she said, "turn all those
dirty dishes into money." With that there was a big
Poof! and the dishes had turned into a big pile of cash.
"My" said the old lady, staggered that it had
actually worked, "Perhaps you could make me look young
and beautiful again?" There was another big poof and
the woman now looked lots younger and was very good looking.
Excitedly she carried on, "Can you turn my dear old
cat into a handsome young man?"
Once more there was a big Poof, and the cat was replaced
by a handsome young man. Smiling devilishly she turned
to the young man and said "At last! Now I want to
make love with you for the rest of the day and all night
The young man just looked at her for moment then replied
in a high pitched voice, "Well you should have thought
about that before you took me to the vet's shouldn't you!"