One pious lady was very worried that her two female parrots were very chatty, but said the only thing: "Hi, we are prositutes. Want to have some fun?”

She complained to her pastor about it. The pastor, wishing to be helpful, offered her to bring the parrots to his house.

"I also have 2 parrots at home,” he said. "But I taught them to pray and read the bible. So I am sure they will teach your dissolute parrots to learn the joys of worship.

The lady was very happy and nest day she brought her female parrots to the priests house. The sight of male parrots holding beads (четки) made her shed a tear of tenderness. She put her parrots with the parrots of the priests, who had been praying frantically before they saw the female parrots. To the lady’s shame, her female parrots shouted immediately: "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"