One pious lady
was very worried that her two female parrots were very chatty, but said the
only thing: "Hi, we are prositutes. Want to have some fun?”
complained to her pastor about it. The pastor, wishing to be helpful, offered
her to bring the parrots to his house.
have 2 parrots at home,” he said. "But I taught them to pray and read the
bible. So I am sure they will teach your dissolute parrots to learn the joys of
was very happy and nest day she brought her female parrots to the priests
house. The sight of male parrots holding beads (четки) made her shed a tear of tenderness. She put
her parrots with the parrots of the priests, who had been praying frantically
before they saw the female parrots. To the lady’s shame, her female parrots
shouted immediately: "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads
away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"